What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 11:55
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Make Nazis afraid again!
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What is your interpretation of the movie Rocky? What makes it a good film in your opinion?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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What do you think hell is like?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What was your best revenge story?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.